Kim Jong Un went missing for a little while, sparking rampant speculation about what he was up to, not to mention his health. But it seems that he’s resurfaced:
North Korea’s Rodong Sinmun newspaper shows Kim Jong Un on front page walking with cane pic.twitter.com/65LPnJ2uzD
— Jon Passantino (@passantino) October 13, 2014
And the DPRK’s “official news feed” assures us, Kim is just fine. In fact, he’s better than fine. He’s positively strapping:
Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un returns from martial arts training and meditation atop Mount Paektu, to defend people against Japanese aggression
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) October 13, 2014
He’s only got the cane because he hurt himself doing sweet ninja moves. But it was so worth it. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills, you know.
He's baaaack MT @DPRK_News: Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un returns from martial arts training and meditation atop Mount Paektu,
— Mary Sue (@RubySlipperblog) October 13, 2014
— Imam Kuda Napiez (@napiez) October 13, 2014
Yeah … @DPRK_News isn’t “legit” per se, but it’s a damn fine parody account.
Tubby Un was martial arts training. LOL
— Melissa Clouthier (@MelissaTweets) October 13, 2014
Since when is binge eating a Martial Art? RT@DPRK_News: Kim Jong-Un rtns from martial arts training atop Mt Paektu, to defend agnst Japan
— Mary Littleton (@MaryLittleton) October 14, 2014
— Ben Crouch (@BenCrouchMcr) October 13, 2014
Pics or didn't happen RT @DPRK_News: Supreme Leader returns from martial arts/meditation on Mt Paektu, to defend against Japanese aggression
— Katharine Nicholson (@the_cheshirekat) October 14, 2014
Somebody Photoshop this … please!