As Siri gets packed into everything from the iPad to the Apple Watch, she becomes smarter every year. With each new update Siri learns new tricks, and with more than four years of upgrades theres a ton of hilarious, hidden responses that you can coax from her.

You just need to know what to ask.

Mike Wehner

Here’s the most comprehensive list of questions and statements that prompt special Siri responses. Tap your iPhone home button and start the conversation.

  1. Are you Her?
  2. Are you human?
  3. Are you kidding me?
  4. Are you male or female?
  5. Are you serious?
  6. Are you stupid?
  7. Beam me up, Scotty!
  8. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
  9. Can I have some money?
  10. Can you be my designated driver?
  11. Can you sing?
  12. Do I look good in this dress?
  13. Do these jeans make me look fat?
  14. Do you agree with me?
  15. Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
  16. Do you have any pets?
  17. Do you know HAL 9000?
  18. Do you love me?
  19. Do you think Im attractive?
  20. Do you want to go on a date?
  21. Do you want to make out?
  22. Do you want to play a game?
  23. Find me some hookers
  24. Get a job
  25. Get a life
  26. Good afternoon (say in the morning)
  27. Good morning (say in the evening)
  28. Good night (say in the morning)
  29. Guess what?
  30. Happy Birthday
  31. How are you?
  32. How do I look?
  33. How do you spell “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”?
  34. How many Apple Store geniuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  35. How much do you cost?
  36. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  37. How old am I?
  38. How old are you?
  39. Hows it going?
  40. I am tired
  41. I cant sleep
  42. I hate you
  43. I have a gambling addiction
  44. I have to go to the bathroom
  45. I like you
  46. I love you
  47. I’m naked
  48. I’m sleepy
  49. Im drunk
  50. Im happy
  51. Im selling you on eBay!
  52. Is it going to rain?
  53. Is there a god?
  54. Knock knock
  55. Make me a sandwich
  56. Merry Christmas
  57. Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
  58. No thanks
  59. OK, Glass
  60. Open the pod bay door
  61. Play a good song
  62. Read me a haiku
  63. Screw you
  64. Shut up
  65. Sing a song
  66. Stop it, Siri
  67. Take a picture
  68. Take me to your leader
  69. Talk dirty to me
  70. Tell me a bit about yourself
  71. Tell me a joke
  72. Tell me a story
  73. Tell me something good
  74. Testing, testing
  75. What are you doing later?
  76. What are you wearing?
  77. What are you?
  78. What came first, the chicken or the egg?
  79. What do you look like?
  80. What do you think about Google Now?
  81. What do you think of Android?
  82. What do you think of Cortana?
  83. What do you think of Steve Jobs?
  84. What does Siri mean?
  85. What does the fox say?
  86. What is 2001: A Space Odyssey about?
  87. What is my name?
  88. What is the best computer?
  89. What is the best smartphone?
  90. What is the meaning of life?
  91. What is the movie Memento about?
  92. What is wrong with you?
  93. What is your favorite color?
  94. What is your favorite drink?
  95. What is your moms name?
  96. What is zero divided by zero?
  97. What should I have been for Halloween?
  98. What’s better, Windows or Mac?
  99. What’s the best computer?
  100. What’s your favorite animal?
  101. Whats new?
  102. Whats so funny?
  103. Whats the secret of the universe?
  104. Whats up?
  105. Whats youre story?
  106. Whats your problem?
  107. When is the world going to end?
  108. When is your birthday?
  109. When will the world end?
  110. Where are you from?
  111. Where are you?
  112. Where did I put my keys?
  113. Where do babies come from?
  114. Where do you live?
  115. Where is Elvis Presley?
  116. Which is the best tablet?
  117. Who is Siri?
  118. Who is your daddy?
  119. Who is your favorite person?
  120. Who is your least favorite person?
  121. Who made you?
  122. Who makes the best computer?
  123. Who’s your daddy?
  124. Whos on first?
  125. Why am I here?
  126. Why are firetrucks red?
  127. Why are you so awesome?
  128. Why did the chicken cross the road?
  129. Why do you vibrate?
  130. Why not?
  131. Why?
  132. Will you marry me?
  133. You are an idiot
  134. You are beautiful
  135. You are boring
  136. You look sexy
  137. You should go on a diet
  138. Youre a loser
  139. Youre funny
  140. Youre smart

Oh, and if you feel like experiencing a future where Siri is your actual mom, go ahead and give this a look…

Photo via Manny Valdes/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)

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